10 foot Titanic made of legos
Built and designed by Dan Ruffino, this Titanic Lego model was 10 feet long, weighed in around 400 pounds and consisted of a staggering 65,000 Lego bricks. The final cost was around $1,200 and took about a year to construct. Mr. Ruffino used replica blue prints of the original Titanic to design this masterpiece which included around 300 windows. Sadly, like the real Titanic this behemoth is no more. It has been dismantled and the piece sold at auction.
Making women happy.
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because i can.”